I just have this mental image stuck in my head, where all my not so nice characters are sitting around a table in the dominion of evil, but instead of swapping murder advice or plotting world domination like the good guys think they would be, they are talking about their babies and such.
It would be like... A room full of murderous villains being like...
Dorian: Oh gosh, This morning Gracie decided she doesn't want to be a fairy princess anymore! She wants to live in a ginger bread fortress and slay broccoli dragons *so proud*
Aaron: And I swear my little Gabriel has such a crush on your little Matthieu, they have been so sweet! He wants to learn how to bake cakes now to!
Andre': Oh I Know! Those boys will be such trouble when they get older! And with Zachary just learning how to talk! He is so sweet and shy! But more importantly! Is it true that Jace is getting married?
Dorian: OMFG YES AND I"M GETTING GRAND BABBIES! (But you know, with his pompous vocab and such).
Aaron & Andre': *Fit of jealousy*